FAST AS F*CK
THE PATRIOT'S HEART - Hoodie
THE PATRIOT'S HEART - Hoodie
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THE PATRIOT'S HEART: Unapologetic Freedom
FRONT: American Flag in a Heart Silhouette BACK: RED WHITE BLUE AND TOO FAST FOR YOU
PRODUCT CATEGORY: Loud and Unfiltered American Adrenaline.
WEAR YOUR HEART ON YOUR CHEST (BUT MAKE IT LOUD).
You love America. You love it loud, fast, and without filters. This isn't some quiet, embroidered little pin—this is a bold American Flag Heart graphic, worn right over your damn heart, announcing your loyalty to anyone who dares to look. And if anyone asks, yes, that massive, patriotic icon is actually the only thing keeping your cynical, yet fiercely free, spirit alive.
You don't just wave the flag; you burn rubber under it. The official brand of the Fast As F*ck patriot. The message on the back is the ultimate American flex, the perfect dose of rubbing-it-in: RED WHITE BLUE AND TOO FAST FOR YOU.
BUILT FOR FREE ACTION (- The Patriot Edition):
- 10 OZ. OF LIBERTY: That 10 oz. Heavyweight Fleece isn't lightweight fluff. It's substantial, protective, and feels like the necessary armor required for a life lived at maximum intensity. It’s built to withstand the high-speed wear-and-tear of chasing your own version of the American Dream.
- WELDED FOR WHIPLASH: The Split Stitch Double Needle Sewing on all seams is structural integrity you can trust. It’s engineered to handle the chaotic, high-G-force movements that are mandatory when you refuse to slow down for anyone—including the law.
- ANTI-COMPROMISE FABRIC: The anti-pill fabric means this thing will never look defeated or soft. It stays dark, crisp, and aggressively sharp, reflecting your refusal to compromise on speed or attitude.
- FLEECE-LINED FOCUS: The Fleece Lined Hood is your private sanctuary. Pull it up, cinch the drawcord, and block out the noise of conformity and all the people who chose the slow lane. It's time to focus entirely on the pursuit of the next rush.
- THE GENEROU$ FIT: The Generous Fit ensures you have total freedom of movement, ensuring your clothing never dictates your pace or restricts your ability to fully commit to freedom.
THE BOTTOM LINE: Freedom is fast. If you're not moving, you're not living. Throw on the uniform, and let the world know that in this country, the pursuit of happiness involves premium fuel and a heavy foot. Live Loud, Live Proud Live FAF.
| Size | Body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 27 1/2" | 20 1/2" | 34 1/2" |
| S | 28 1/2" | 21" | 35 1/2" |
| M | 29 1/2" | 23" | 36 1/2" |
| L | 30 1/2" | 24 1/2" | 37 1/2" |
| XL | 31 1/2" | 26 1/2" | 38 1/2" |
| 2XL | 32 1/2" | 27 1/2" | 39 1/2" |
| 3XL | 33 1/2" | 28 1/2" | 40 1/2" |
| 4XL | 34" | 30" | 41" |
| 5XL | 34 1/2" | 31 1/2" | 41 1/2" |
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