Our Story (Hold On Tight), Forced to Explain
FAF — short for Fast As F*ck— isn’t just a brand. It’s a lifestyle, a mindset, and a tribute to the speed we live by.
I’ve been riding 3 wheelers since 1984 —— if it’s fast, I’m in. In 2017, I met my step kids, Matthew and Jayson, two riders who were already tearing it up since they were little. Jayson, the second-born, has always had a wild, fearless riding style — the kind that turns heads and kicks up dirt like it’s personal.
One day in the woods, he went out riding and this guy — an ex-street rider now deep in the dirt scene — was watching Jayson carve through trails like a missile. He just stood there and said:
"WOW Jay… you're fast as f*ck."
That was it. A legend was born. Jayson ran with it — "Mom, I can’t do the dishes, I’m fast as f*ck!" — and it became a badge of honor, a running joke, and eventually... our brand.
FAF represents anyone who lives life full throttle — whether you're on two wheels, 3 wheels or four, or just wired to move faster than the world expects.
Welcome to the shop. Ride hard, Ride Safe and Stay fast.