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FAST AS F*CK

Speed I am speed - Hoodie

Speed I am speed - Hoodie

Regular price $59.45 USD
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THE "SCREW THE 9-TO-5" HEAVYWEIGHT HOODIE - YOUR 9-TO-5 IS THE PRICE. THE THROTTLE IS THE PAYOFF.

THE VIBE: POST-CORPORATE ADRENALINE DUMP

All day you follow rules, hit deadlines, and sit still—existing in a state of controlled rage until the clock strikes freedom. This is the gear for that explosive transition. You don't just go fast to travel; you go Fast As F*ck to burn off the meetings, the spreadsheets, and the boredom. Hide behind the throttle and leave the cubicle in the dust.

FRONT: The proclamation: SPEED. I AM SPEED.  FAF

BACK: The FAF mission: ENJOY YOUR LIFE, LIVE FAF   BECAUSE FAST JUST ISN'T ENOUGH.

10 oz. Heavyweight Build: Dense, high-density fleece that acts as a physical barrier between you and the world. It’s built to withstand wind-buffeting at speed and the frantic sprint out of the parking lot.

Unyielding Against the Grind: Premium anti-pill fabric ensures this hoodie never looks defeated or "fuzzy." It maintains a sharp, aggressive profile regardless of how many miles you put on it.

Split-Stitch Reinforcement: Double-needle sewing on all seams for maximum structural integrity. This is rugged equipment designed for heavy wash cycles after a filthy weekend.

The Focus Hood: A fleece-lined sanctuary. Cinch the drawcord for instant auditory isolation—letting the only sound be the scream of the engine and the beat of your heart.

Lockdown for Lift-Off: 1x1 ribbing at the cuffs and waistband ensures a tight, performance fit. No flapping, no bunching—just a clean profile for zero distractions.

Fabric: 80% Cotton / 20% Polyester (100% cotton face for a smooth finish).

Hardware: Heavy-duty nickel eyelets and heavy-gauge round drawcord.

Fit: Generous / Relaxed (Built for movement).

Vibe: Stop working. Start living.

ENJOY YOUR LIFE, LIVE FAF

SIZE CHART (Inches)

Size Body Length Body Width Sleeve
XS 27.5" 20.5" 34.5"
S 28.5" 21" 35.5"
M 29.5" 23" 36.5"
L 30.5" 24.5" 37.5"
XL 31.5" 26.5" 38.5"
2XL 32.5" 27.5" 39.5"
3XL 33.5" 28.5" 40.5"
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