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Racing Division ver2 - Sweatpants

Racing Division ver2 - Sweatpants

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THE FAF RACING DIVISION PANTS: Midweight Fleece

DESIGN DETAIL: Right Leg: FAF / Left Leg: RACING DIVISION

PRODUCT CATEGORY: Official Gear for High-Speed Recovery (and Avoiding Denim).

WE KNOW WHY YOU’RE HERE. WELCOME TO THE RACING DIVISION.

Let's be honest: You don't put these on to set lap records. You put these on because life in the Fast Lane is exhausting, and real pants are the enemy of recovery. But since we can't let you look like a total civilian, we slapped our full, aggressive branding on them.

You are now a member of the FAF RACING DIVISION, dedicated to the high-stakes, midweight sport of intense relaxation.

BUILT FOR THE POST-RACE LIFESTYLE (8.5 OZ. SPECS - With Attitude):

  • THE HIGH-PERFORMANCE SLACKER FIT: This is a relaxed fit. It’s engineered to hide the consequences of your chaotic diet and allow for maximum recline angle. This is the official uniform for doing absolutely nothing Fast As Fuck.
  • MIDWEIGHT DEFIANCE (8.5 oz.): At 8.5 oz., 80% Cotton / 20% Polyester, this is the perfect fleece density—heavy enough to feel substantial, light enough so you don't break a sweat when moving from the couch to the fridge. The 100% cotton face ensures the printed FAF logo and Racing Division graphic look sharp and aggressive, even if you feel soft.
  • THE ELASTIC OF COMMITMENT: The elastic waistband with shoestring drawcord offers a secure fit, essential for those sudden, unexpected high-speed dashes to the door to avoid the delivery driver.
  • TRACK-READY CUFFS: The 1x1 ribbing at the ankle cuffs keeps the fit tidy, preventing drag during competitive napping sessions and making sure your sneakers are visible for those rare public sightings.
  • CARGO CAPACITY: Equipped with jersey-lined hand and back pockets. Perfect for carrying essential supplies: remote control, wallet (if you can find it), and a phone to document your commitment to the FAF lifestyle.

THE BOTTOM LINE: If you're going to take a break from breaking limits, you still need to look the part. These pants are your official permission slip to rest, recharge, and look aggressively comfortable while doing it. Now Grip It, Rip It... or just go back to be

Size Inseam Waist Inseam length
XS 28" 26-28" 38"
S 29 1/2" 28-31" 40"
M 30" 31-33" 41"
L 30" 33-35" 41 1/2"
XL 30 1/2" 35-38" 42 1/2"
2XL 30 1/2" 38-42" 43"
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