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Racing Division ver2 - Sweatpants

Racing Division ver2 - Sweatpants

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FAF RACING DIVISION PANTS: MIDWEIGHT FLEECE - THE ART OF INTENSE RELAXATION - OFFICIAL GEAR FOR HIGH-SPEED RECOVERY (AND AVOIDING DENIM).

Let's be honest: You don't put these on to set lap records. You put these on because life in the fast lane is exhausting and "real pants" are the enemy of recovery. You are now a member of the FAF Racing Division—dedicated to the high-stakes sport of doing absolutely nothing, Fast As F*ck.

RIGHT LEG: FAF

LEFT LEG: RACING DIVISION

Midweight Defiance (8.5 oz.): The perfect density—80% Cotton / 20% Polyester. Heavy enough to feel substantial, but light enough to keep you cool while moving from the couch to the fridge.

High-Performance Slacker Fit: A relaxed, unrestrictive cut designed for those who refuse to be constrained by zippers or buttons.

The Elastic of Commitment: Elastic waistband with a heavy-duty shoestring drawcord. Provides a secure fit for sudden, high-speed dashes to the door to avoid the delivery driver.

Track-Ready Cuffs: 1x1 ribbing at the ankles keeps the fit tidy, preventing drag during competitive napping sessions and keeping your sneakers visible.

Cargo Capacity: Equipped with jersey-lined hand pockets and a back pocket—perfect for stashing the remote, your wallet, or the phone you use to document the FAF lifestyle.

Fabric: 8.5 oz. Cotton/Poly Blend (100% Cotton face for a sharp print).

Details: 3-end fleece, silver grommets, and side-seamed construction.

Fit: Relaxed / Unisex.

Vibe: Grip it, rip it... or just go back to sleep.

ENJOY YOUR LIFE, LIVE FAF


SIZE CHART (Inches)

Size Waist Inseam Total Length
XS 26-28" 28" 38"
S 28-31" 29.5" 40"
M 31-33" 30" 41"
L 33-35" 30" 41.5"
XL 35-38" 30.5" 42.5"
2XL 38-42" 30.5" 43"
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