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PRINCESS FAF 2 DIRTBIKE

PRINCESS FAF 2 DIRTBIKE

Regular price $48.99 USD
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👑💨 Princess? Please. This Hoodie Rides Dirt.

Think “dainty” meets don’t-mess-with-me. The Jerzees 4997 Super Sweats Hoodie is here for every girl who can rock a crown AND shred a dirt track. Because why choose when you can have both?

The Royal Dirtbag Details:

  • Heavy-duty 9.5 oz. fleece—built tougher than your ex’s ego.
  • 50/50 cotton-poly blend (aka soft enough for a princess, durable enough for a dirtbike crash).
  • Made with USA-grown cotton—yep, even your hoodie’s patriotic.
  • High-stitch density = smooth print for your crown AND bike.
  • Double-ply hood with grommets + matching drawcord—like armor, but cuter.
  • Double-needle coverstitching everywhere (translation: this thing won’t quit before you do).
  • 1x1 ribbed cuffs + waistband with spandex = that snug, keep-the-cold-out fit.
  • Pouch pocket for stashing your phone, snacks, or tiara.

⚡ Bottom line: This hoodie is not just cozy—it’s the sarcastic middle finger to anyone who thinks princesses don’t ride dirt. Wear it. Own it. Leave ‘em eating dust.

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