FAST AS F*CK
White Paint Brush - Hoodie
White Paint Brush - Hoodie
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THE QUIET CONQUEROR: HEAVYWEIGHT HOODIE: GEAR FOR THE PEOPLE THEY HAVE TO WAIT FOR.
THE VIBE: SILENT SUPERIORITY
True speed doesn’t need a loudspeaker. You don't need excessive graphics or validation—you just need a starting line and the silent patience to wait for everyone else to catch up. This hoodie is for the elite few who let the machine do the bragging.
FRONT: Minimalist FAF Logo in a white, paint-brush signature style.
BACK: The only philosophical insight you offer the world: ENJOY YOUR LIFE, LIVE FAF BECAUSE FAST JUST ISN'T ENOUGH.
10 oz. Heavyweight Build: Dense, high-density fleece that provides a rugged shield against the elements. It’s the premium ballast required for a life lived at high velocity.
Welded for the Win: Split-stitch double-needle sewing on all seams. Mandatory structural reinforcement built to withstand torque, vibration, and a total lack of patience.
Anti-Pill Finish: High-quality fabric that refuses to look "fuzzy" or defeated. It maintains its sharp, aggressive profile from the first lap to the last.
Fleece-Lined Focus: A private sanctuary for your head. Pull up the hood, cinch the drawstring, and focus entirely on the sound of your machine idling perfectly.
The Generous Fit: An intentional, roomy cut. Plenty of space to cross your arms and casually check your watch while the slow crew finally finds their keys.
Fabric: 80% Cotton / 20% Polyester (100% cotton face for a smooth, premium feel).
Hardware: Heavy-duty nickel eyelets and a custom FAF tear-away label.
Vibe: Stop talking. Start driving.
ENJOY YOUR LIFE, LIVE FAF
SIZE CHART (Inches)
| Size | Body Length | Body Width | Sleeve |
| XS | 27.5" | 20.5" | 34.5" |
| S | 28.5" | 21" | 35.5" |
| M | 29.5" | 23" | 36.5" |
| L | 30.5" | 24.5" | 37.5" |
| XL | 31.5" | 26.5" | 38.5" |
| 2XL | 32.5" | 27.5" | 39.5" |
| 3XL | 33.5" | 28.5" | 40.5" |
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