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OLD SCHOOL TRUCK WITH ATTITUDE - Hoodie

OLD SCHOOL TRUCK WITH ATTITUDE - Hoodie

Regular price $58.16 USD
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THE OLD SCHOOL TRUCKER'S MANIFESTO:

FRONT: OLD SCHOOL LIFTED TRUCK (with 'ZERO FUCKS GIVEN') BACK: LIVE LOUD. LIVE PROUD. LIVE FAF.

PRODUCT CATEGORY: Mandatory Gear for American Iron Enthusiasts.

YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT THEIR FEELINGS. YOU CARE ABOUT TORQUE.

This is not a clean, polished, electric vehicle hoodie. This is the official uniform for the machine that runs on raw gasoline, loud pipes, and absolutely zero apologies. This gear is dedicated to the kind of power that shakes the asphalt and the kind of attitude that makes sensitive people complain.

The front declares your allegiance: OLD SCHOOL LIFTED TRUCK, ZERO FUCKS GIVEN. The back is your life's motto, stamped for the world to see: LIVE LOUD. LIVE PROUD. LIVE FAF.

BUILT FOR THE BRUTALITY (- With Attitude):

  • 10 OZ. OF RAW NECESSITY: This 10 oz. Heavyweight Fleece isn't for showing off—it’s for working. It's dense, substantial, and ready to stand up to the engine bay grease, the trail dust, and the brutal wind-chill when you're roaring down a dirt road.
  • STRUCTURALLY OVERSPEC'D: Just like your truck's chassis, this hoodie is overbuilt. The Split Stitch Double Needle Sewing on all seams is industrial-grade reinforcement. It’s designed to handle the inevitable tug-of-war, the wrench slip, and the general abuse that comes from running real horsepower.
  • THE GRIT SHIELD: At 80% Cotton / 20% Polyester, this blend is tough enough to block the cold but soft enough for the long drive home. More importantly, it hides the stains better than your floor mats hide the mud.
  • THE ISOLATION CHAMBER: The Fleece Lined Hood is essential. Pull it up and cinch the drawcord tight to block out the noise—not the engine noise (that’s glorious), but the noise of people telling you your truck is "too loud" or "bad for the environment."
  • FIT FOR THE FIGHT: The Generous Fit is mandatory. You need room to swing a sledgehammer, climb into the bed, and throw a fist bump. No slim-fit nonsense here—this is gear for actual work.

THE BOTTOM LINE: If your truck is older than most of the people who stare at it, and if it only gets washed when it rains, you need this hoodie. Stop explaining yourself. Get the gear. Get dirty. Live FAF.

Size Body length Body width Sleeve length
XS 27 1/2" 20 1/2" 34 1/2"
S 28 1/2" 21" 35 1/2"
M 29 1/2" 23" 36 1/2"
L 30 1/2" 24 1/2" 37 1/2"
XL 31 1/2" 26 1/2" 38 1/2"
2XL 32 1/2" 27 1/2" 39 1/2"
3XL 33 1/2" 28 1/2" 40 1/2"
4XL 34" 30" 41"
5XL 34 1/2" 31 1/2" 41 1/2"
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