THROTTLE THERAPY MUD EDITION: HEAVYWEIGHT HOODIE - YOUR STRESS INSURANCE. ADULT LIFE IS A LIE—GET BACK TO THE MUD. ENGINEERED FOR THE "F*CK IT FACTOR"
You spend the week calculating expenses and avoiding potholes. But real therapy involves wide-open throttle, zero traction, and launching swamp water higher than your mortgage payment. This hoodie is your uniform for ditching the corporate facade and embracing the chaos of being a kid again—just with ten times the horsepower.
FRONT: Mud Tires with FAF Logo - BECAUSE FAST JUST ISN'T ENOUGH
BACK: THROTTLE THERAPY MUD EDITION - FAF
10 oz. Impact Resistance: Substantial, dense heavyweight fleece. It’s a protective layer against the cold, the wind, and the inevitable grit of the trail.
Welded for the Wreckage: Split-stitch double-needle sewing on all seams. Structural reinforcement engineered for the violent jerks of pulling a buddy out of a ditch.
Anti-Maintenance Fabric: High-quality anti-pill material designed to maintain its integrity even after you power-wash the dried mud off it.
Fleece-Lined Focus: A heavy, lined hood to block out the world while you focus on the line ahead.
The Generous Fit: Mandatory room to breathe, flail, and wrench. No restrictive cuts here—just total freedom for a life lived wide-open.
Fabric: 80% Cotton / 20% Polyester (100% cotton face for a premium feel).
Hardware: Heavy-duty nickel eyelets and a custom FAF tear-away label.
Fit: Generous / Relaxed.
Vibe: Stop stressing. Start slinging mud.
ENJOY LIFE LIVE, LIVE FAF
SIZE CHART (Inches)
| Size |
Body Length |
Body Width |
Sleeve |
| XS |
27.5" |
20.5" |
34.5" |
| S |
28.5" |
21" |
35.5" |
| M |
29.5" |
23" |
36.5" |
| L |
30.5" |
24.5" |
37.5" |
| XL |
31.5" |
26.5" |
38.5" |
| 2XL |
32.5" |
27.5" |
39.5" |
| 3XL |
33.5" |
28.5" |
40.5" |
