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HEADBANGER'S HIGH-VELOCITY - Long Sleeve T-Shirt

HEADBANGER'S HIGH-VELOCITY - Long Sleeve T-Shirt

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THE HEADBANGER’S HIGH-VELOCITY - LONG SLEEVE TEE: IF IT’S TOO LOUD, YOU’RE TOO OLD.       WHEN THE RIFF HITS, THE WORLD SHUTS UP

You don't just listen to music; you feel it rattling your teeth. This is the official long-sleeve uniform for the FAF Headbanger—the elite few who treat the mosh pit like a speedway and high-BPM metal like fuel. If the tempo isn't physically assaulting your eardrums, it isn't Fast As F*ck.

FRONT: FAF Heavy Metal Horns (🤘 FAF 🤘)

BACK: ENJOY YOUR LIFE, LIVE FAF, BECAUSE FAST JUST ISN'T ENOUGH

Airlume Precision: 4.2 oz. of 100% combed and ringspun cotton. A weave so tight it holds its shape while you're exorcising the demons of the work week.

Welded for Whiplash: Side-seamed construction with a tailored, fitted shape. It stays in place during aggressive head rotation and questionable crowd-surfing maneuvers.

Ribbed Lockdown: Features 2" ribbed cuffs to ensure your sleeves stay put when you're throwing horns. No distractions, just the music.

Anti-Weakness Build: Coverstitched collar and shoulder-to-shoulder taping for structural integrity that survives the mosh pit and the wash cycle.

Zero-Friction Finish: Tear-away label for a zero-distraction experience when the bass drops and the crowd surges.

Fabric: 100% Airlume Cotton (Heathers: 52/48 Poly-blend).

Weight: Lightweight 4.2 oz (High Breathability for high-BPM sets).

Fit: Unisex / Tailored Fitted Shape.

Vibe: Crank the volume until the neighbors hate you.

ENJOY YOUR LIFE, LIVE FAF

SIZE CHART (Inches)

Size Body Length Body Width Sleeve
S 28" 18" 25.63"
M 29" 20" 26.25"
L 30" 22" 26.88"
XL 31" 24" 27.5"
2XL 32" 26" 28.13"



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