FAST AS F*CK
HEADBANGER'S HIGH-VELOCITY - Long Sleeve T-Shirt
HEADBANGER'S HIGH-VELOCITY - Long Sleeve T-Shirt
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THE HEADBANGER’S HIGH-VELOCITY - LONG SLEEVE TEE: IF IT’S TOO LOUD, YOU’RE TOO OLD. WHEN THE RIFF HITS, THE WORLD SHUTS UP
You don't just listen to music; you feel it rattling your teeth. This is the official long-sleeve uniform for the FAF Headbanger—the elite few who treat the mosh pit like a speedway and high-BPM metal like fuel. If the tempo isn't physically assaulting your eardrums, it isn't Fast As F*ck.
FRONT: FAF Heavy Metal Horns (🤘 FAF 🤘)
BACK: ENJOY YOUR LIFE, LIVE FAF, BECAUSE FAST JUST ISN'T ENOUGH
Airlume Precision: 4.2 oz. of 100% combed and ringspun cotton. A weave so tight it holds its shape while you're exorcising the demons of the work week.
Welded for Whiplash: Side-seamed construction with a tailored, fitted shape. It stays in place during aggressive head rotation and questionable crowd-surfing maneuvers.
Ribbed Lockdown: Features 2" ribbed cuffs to ensure your sleeves stay put when you're throwing horns. No distractions, just the music.
Anti-Weakness Build: Coverstitched collar and shoulder-to-shoulder taping for structural integrity that survives the mosh pit and the wash cycle.
Zero-Friction Finish: Tear-away label for a zero-distraction experience when the bass drops and the crowd surges.
Fabric: 100% Airlume Cotton (Heathers: 52/48 Poly-blend).
Weight: Lightweight 4.2 oz (High Breathability for high-BPM sets).
Fit: Unisex / Tailored Fitted Shape.
Vibe: Crank the volume until the neighbors hate you.
ENJOY YOUR LIFE, LIVE FAF
SIZE CHART (Inches)
| Size | Body Length | Body Width | Sleeve |
| S | 28" | 18" | 25.63" |
| M | 29" | 20" | 26.25" |
| L | 30" | 22" | 26.88" |
| XL | 31" | 24" | 27.5" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" | 28.13" |
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