THE HEADBANGER'S HIGH-VELOCITY - HOODIE - IF IT’S TOO LOUD, YOU’RE TOO OLD. WHEN THE RIFF HITS, THE WORLD SHUTS UP
You don't just listen to music; you feel it rattling your teeth. This is the official uniform for the FAF Headbanger—the elite few who treat the mosh pit like a speedway. Use high-BPM metal to exorcise the work week and remember: if the tempo isn't physically assaulting your eardrums, it isn't Fast As F*ck.
FRONT: FAF Heavy Metal Horns (🤘 FAF 🤘)
BACK: ENJOY YOUR LIFE, LIVE FAF, BECAUSE FAST JUST ISN'T ENOUGH
10 oz. Crushing Density: Mandatory 10 oz. heavyweight fleece. It provides the necessary ballast to keep you grounded when spinning your head at maximum velocity.
Welded for Whiplash: Split-stitch double-needle sewing on all seams. Structural engineering designed to withstand stage dives, pits, and questionable crowd-surfing.
Anti-Weakness Fabric: Premium anti-pill material ensures this stays dark and aggressive. It won't look worn out after the encore, unlike average concert tees.
Isolation Chamber: Fleece-lined hood with heavy-duty drawcords. Pull it up to block out the noise of humanity and focus on the crushing double bass.
The Stash: A deep pouch pocket perfect for protecting your phone or stashing stage-managed guitar picks while you're focused on the speed metal.
Fabric: 80% Cotton / 20% Polyester (100% cotton face for a smooth, high-end feel).
Hardware: Heavy-gauge round drawcord and nickel eyelets.
Fit: Generous / Relaxed (Room for the pit).
Vibe: Crank the volume until the neighbors hate you.
ENJOY YOUR LIFE, LIVE FAF
SIZE CHART (Inches)
| Size |
Body Length |
Body Width |
Sleeve |
| XS |
27.5" |
20.5" |
34.5" |
| S |
28.5" |
21" |
35.5" |
| M |
29.5" |
23" |
36.5" |
| L |
30.5" |
24.5" |
37.5" |
| XL |
31.5" |
26.5" |
38.5" |
| 2XL |
32.5" |
27.5" |
39.5" |
| 3XL |
33.5" |
28.5" |
40.5" |
