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FAF RACING DIVISION - Sweatpants

FAF RACING DIVISION - Sweatpants

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CORE FLEECE SWEATPANTS: RECOVERY GEAR - POST-ASS-KICKING DEACTIVATION -  OFFICIAL UNIFORM FOR MANDATORY DOWNTIME.

You finished operating at terminal velocity and made everyone else look slow. Now, the pit stop is mandatory. These aren't just sweatpants; they’re the official uniform for the recovery phase. You earned the right to swap the aggressive gear for absurdly soft fleece. Take a minute before you destroy the world again.

RIGHT LEG: FAF          LEFT LEG: RACING DIVISION

Midweight Mediocrity (7.8 oz.): A respectable 50/50 cotton-poly fleece. Substantial enough to feel like gear, but light enough to ensure you don’t spend an ounce of energy just wearing them.

Anti-Pill Perfection: Air jet yarn creates a soft, pill-resistant finish. They’re built to stay looking new even if you feel like a wreck—and they won't look like "exercise" clothes.

The Elastic of Exhaustion: Elastic waistband with a drawcord. No complicated buttons or zippers—just maximum adaptability for post-win refueling (i.e., pizza).

Open Bottom Freedom: Featuring open bottom cuffs. No unnecessary ribbing to restrict your ankles; these are designed for people who aren't going anywhere.

Pocket Proficiency: Deep side pockets for the essentials: the remote, your phone, and the absolute refusal to move for the next four hours.

Fabric: 7.8 oz. 50/50 Cotton/Poly Fleece.

Finish: Air jet yarn for a softer feel and reduced pilling.

Fit: Relaxed / Open Bottom.

Vibe: Relax Fast As F*ck.

ENJOY YOUR LIFE, LIVE FAF

SIZE CHART (Inches)

Size Inseam Waist (Relaxed)
S 32" 13"
M 32.5" 14"
L 33" 15"
XL 33.5" 16"
2XL 34" 18"
3XL 34.5" 20"
4XL 34.5" 22"
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