Gear for Grown-Ups Who Still Play in the Dirt:

PRODUCT CATEGORY: Gear for Grown-Ups Who Still Play in the Dirt

GET OUT OF THE WAY. IT'S HERE.

Forget "cozy comfort" and "sustainable vibes." This isn't your grandma’s quilt, and you aren't here to make friends.

If it were a truck, it would have big ass tires that love the mud and cause mayhem—and it definitely just cut you off in traffic.

You don’t wear this hoodie; you unleash it. This fleece is engineered for the kind of chaos that requires no explanations, just a quick wipe-down before you walk back inside.

WHY YOU NEED THIS SARCASTIC SLAB OF FLEECE:

THE ARMOR: We started with 8 oz. of NuBlend Fleece because we know you need something substantial. It's thick enough to make you look slightly intimidating, but smooth enough that you can still feel the hostile glances you're getting.
ZERO WEAKNESS: Thanks to the anti-pill fabric, this thing refuses to show its age. It won't get all fuzzy and soft. It will stay firm, unlike your resolve when the chips are down.
REINFORCED FOR IMPACT: Look closely. That double-needle coverseaming on the neck, armholes, and waistband isn't for decoration. It's structural reinforcement for whatever minor (or major) collisions you get into. This hoodie is built like a brick outhouse, seamless body and all.
THE STASH POUCH: The front pouch pocket is a multi-purpose zone: A place to stash your keys, a convenient place to hide your knuckles, or maybe just somewhere to keep your hands warm while you glare at strangers.
CONCEALMENT MODE: The double-ply hood with a color-matched drawcord is perfect for slipping into incognito mode when you realize you might have pushed the mayhem just a bit too far. Cinch it up and consider your identity concealed.