PRODUCT CATEGORY: Gear for Grown-Ups Who Treat Speed Limits as Suggestions
CAUTION? NEVER HEARD OF HER.
If your driving motto is "yellow lights mean speed up, and red lights are merely suggestions," this is the fleece for you. This isn't a hoodie for scenic drives or sipping lattes; it’s for ripping through city streets, laying down rubber, and making sure everyone else on the road understands they are simply obstacles in your path. This is the official uniform of the unapologetically fast.
BUILT FOR ACCELERATION AND ARROGANCE:
THE BODY ARMOR: We started with a heavy 8 oz. NuBlend Fleece because we know you need structure. It's thick enough to feel substantial, but its seamless body allows for unrestricted movement—perfect for that dramatic, one-handed turn you absolutely needed to pull off.
ANTI-FRAY, ANTI-SOFT: Look, you're aggressive, and your hoodie needs to be too. The anti-pill fabric guarantees this fleece stays looking sharp and slightly menacing, refusing to get fuzzy or soft like your passenger when you hit 80 in a 35 zone.
REINFORCED FOR HIGH G-FORCES: The double-needle coverseaming on the neck and seams isn't just stitching; it's structural integrity. This hoodie is built like a getaway car chassis—designed to handle the hard corners and high-impact maneuvers of your commute.
CONCEALMENT MODE: The double-ply hood with a matching drawcord is essential. Use it to block out the judgmental stares of pedestrians, or simply to give yourself that mysterious, anti-establishment aura while you wait three seconds for the light to turn green.
THE CONTRABAND POUCH: The deep pouch pocket is ideal. Stash your keys, your wallet, or a crumpled-up parking ticket you plan to ignore. Whatever it is, it's safe in there while you're focused on the important business of not slowing down.
THE BOTTOM LINE: Stop feeling guilty about your driving. This hoodie is made with sustainably sourced cotton, so at least one part of your life is responsible. Now get out there and treat the asphalt with the disrespect it deserves.
