FAST AS F*CK
FAF AMERICAN FLAG 1
FAF AMERICAN FLAG 1
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STARS, STRIPES, AND SKID MARKS: The FAF Freedom Pullover
American Attitude Apparel (Warning: May Offend Slow People)
THIS IS THE BRAND OF UNLIMITED FREEDOM.
The American dream isn't about working 9 to 5; it's about going Fast As F*ck and making your own rules. This brand is for the patriot who understands that freedom means pushing limits, burning rubber, and not apologizing for any of it.
If your definition of liberty involves triple-digit speeds and a healthy dose of arrogance, throw this on. This hoodie is built on a foundation of American Pride and an active disregard for anyone telling you to slow down.
BUILT TO LAST LONGER THAN YOUR LICENCE:
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UNAPOLOGETICALLY AMERICAN: Yeah, we built it to last. The 8 oz. NuBlend Fleece provides the kind of durable, substantial quality you expect from something that came out of the USA. It’s also made with sustainably sourced USA grown cotton—so you can be totally reckless in your life knowing at least your hoodie is doing its part.
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THE TOUGH STANCE: This fleece stays crisp. The anti-pill fabric means this thing refuses to get soft or worn out, maintaining its defiant appearance even when you’ve definitely earned a few scuff marks. Softness is for the timid.
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STRUCTURALLY SUPERIOR: The double-needle coverseaming on every critical stress point (neck, armholes, waistband) isn't for comfort; it's structural reinforcement. This hoodie is engineered to handle the whiplash of sudden stops and the wild arm movements required when pointing out slow drivers.
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CONCEALMENT TECHNOLOGY: The double-ply hood with a matching drawcord is perfect for when you need to block out the judgmental world. Pull it up, cinch it down, and enjoy the glorious solitude of knowing you are, definitively, the fastest one here.
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THE STASH POCKET: The large pouch pocket is ideal for carrying the essentials: your keys, your wallet, and a complete lack of remorse.
THE BOTTOM LINE: Wear the FAF American Pullover and remind the world that freedom isn't free—it's fast. Get this, gear up, and live your life like the yellow light just turned green.
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