SLOGAN: ENJOY LIFE LIVE FAF PRODUCT CATEGORY: Your Weekend Uniform (A.K.A. Your Real Uniform).
YOU SPENT FIVE DAYS IN A CAGE. NOW FOR THE RELEASE.
You follow rules, you hit deadlines, and you sit still—all for the moment you can finally rip the corporate uniform off. This isn't just a shirt; it's the physical realization of your freedom. The Fast As Fuck life isn't about crushing speed; it's about the fierce, absolute refusal to waste a single precious second doing something you hate.
This tee is the physical reminder: ENJOY LIFE LIVE FAF. Stop existing. Start doing. Get rid of the tie, throw on the softest shirt you own, and go do the thing that actually makes you feel alive.
BUILT FOR PASSION, NOT PAYCHECKS
HIGH-OCTANE COMFORT (4.2 oz.): Unlike that bulky corporate armor, this shirt is a featherweight release. Built from ultra-soft 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton (32 singles), it feels like pure comfort and allows for maximum mobility—perfect for when you're finally allowed to move at your actual speed.
THE PERFORMANCE FIT: This is a retail fit, unisex sizing tee that’s slim fitted. It’s engineered to look sharp and clean, meaning you’ll look infinitely better than the guy in the next cubicle who wears his shirts three sizes too big.
REINFORCED FOR REAL LIFE: The coverstitched collar and sleeves combined with shoulder taping aren't for paper shuffling. They provide the necessary durability and structure for the kind of activity you actually love—the kind that involves sweat, effort, and zero apologies for how loud you are.
UNRESTRICTED MOVEMENT: The sideseamed construction ensures a better, non-boxy fit that moves with you, giving you total freedom to push the limit without resistance. And yes, it’s pre-shrunk, because we assume you don't have time to worry about laundry instructions.
THE BOTTOM LINE: Life is short. Stop trading your best hours for a paycheck. Throw on the gear, find your joy, and remember the mission statement. This shirt lets you move Fast As Fuck and feel good doing it. ENJOY LIFE LIVE FAF.
