FAF FUEL TANK MUG - Coffee Mug

THE FAF FUEL TANK MUG: Pre-Launch Readiness

DESIGN: Small White FAF Logo | Main Slogan: BECAUSE FAST JUST ISN'T ENOUGH
PRODUCT CATEGORY: Essential High-Octane Refueling Equipment.

THE ONLY WAY TO START THE CLOCK.

Your day doesn't begin with an alarm; it begins with a mandatory caffeine injection. You can't operate at Fast As Fuck speeds without the proper volatile liquids. This mug isn't for savoring a quiet morning; it's a sturdy, efficient vessel designed to get the pure, concentrated energy into your system and transition you from "unconscious" to "threat level red."

The message on the side is your daily reminder: BECAUSE FAST JUST ISN'T ENOUGH. You're not aiming for "functional"—you're aiming for absolute dominance, and that starts with the right fuel delivery.

ENGINEERED FOR MAX CAFFEINE DELIVERY:

STURDY, SLEEK, AND MANDATORY: This ceramic essential is built tough. It can handle the frantic, clumsy pace of a FAF morning without shattering, which is critical since you're probably already running late.

CAPACITY CHOICES (11 oz. or 15 oz.): Whether you choose the standard capacity (11 oz.) or the mandatory extra-load size (15 oz.), both provide enough room to hold the liquid motivation needed to deal with the slow drivers and even slower processes you'll encounter.

CLEANING IS FOR SLOW PEOPLE: This mug is dishwasher and microwave safe. Because we know you don't have time to handwash anything, and you definitely don't have time to wait for a full brew when you can just nuke last night's leftovers.

PURE AND UNCONTAMINATED: Made with lead and BPA-free material and finished with a perfect glossy finish. Because your only contamination should come from the sheer amount of energy drink you mixed with the coffee.

THE BOTTOM LINE: If you're going to win the day, you have to win the morning. Fill this thing to the brim, chug the fuel, and launch into chaos. The day starts FAF. ENJOY LIFE, LIVE FAF.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!