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FAF FUEL TANK MUG - Coffee Mug

FAF FUEL TANK MUG - Coffee Mug

Regular price $15.50 USD
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THE FAF FUEL TANK MUG: ESSENTIAL HIGH-OCTANE REFUELING EQUIPMENT: THE ONLY WAY TO START THE CLOCK

Your day doesn’t begin with an alarm; it begins with a mandatory caffeine injection. You can’t operate at "Fast As F*ck" speeds without the proper volatile liquids. This vessel is designed to transition you from "unconscious" to "threat level red" as efficiently as possible. You’re not aiming for functional—you’re aiming for absolute dominance, and that starts with the right fuel delivery.

FRONT:  BECAUSE FAST JUST ISN'T ENOUGH.   Small White FAF Logo.

Sturdy Ceramic Build: High-durability ceramic designed to survive the chaos of a morning where you're already running late.

Refueling Options: Available in 11 oz. (Standard) or 15 oz. (Extra-Load) to hold the liquid motivation needed to deal with slow drivers and slower processes.

Zero-Maintenance Cleaning: Dishwasher and microwave safe. We know you don’t have time to hand-wash anything or wait for a fresh brew when you can just nuke the leftovers.

Pure & Uncontaminated: 100% lead and BPA-free with a premium glossy finish. The only contamination in this cup should be the sheer amount of energy drink you mixed into your coffee.

Material: 100% Glossy White Ceramic.

Safety: Microwave and Dishwasher safe.

Sustainability: Made on-demand to reduce overproduction and waste.

Vibe: Fill it to the brim and launch into the chaos.

ENJOY YOUR LIFE, LIVE FAF

CAPACITY GUIDE

Size Height Diameter
11 oz. 3.74" 3.15"
15 oz. 4.72" 3.15"
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