Your New Uniform for Living Life at Terminal Velocity
JUST BE FAF.
Look around. See all those people walking? They're moving too slow. They're waiting for permission. They're overthinking everything. You? You're built different. This hoodie isn't about style; it's about function for the frantic. It’s for those who treat every day like a seven-second drag race and only sleep when they absolutely have to.
It's here to keep up with your exhausting, yet impressive, life choices.
GEAR THAT DOESN'T SLOW DOWN:
THE FABRIC OF FORWARD MOMENTUM: You don't have time for laundry cycles and gentle care. That's why we built this with 8 oz. NuBlend Fleece. It's substantial, it’s durable, and thanks to the anti-pill fabric, it stays looking sharp, refusing to get soft or fuzzy even after you’ve pushed it too hard, just like you.
REINFORCED FOR SUCCESS (AND STRESS): Notice the double-needle coverseaming? That’s not a mistake. It’s a guarantee that your hoodie won’t fall apart before your schedule does. Every seam is locked down because when you move FAF, the only thing that should be breaking are the rules, not your apparel.
THE DITCH-THE-WORLD HOOD: Got a quick, high-stakes Zoom call or just need to block out the noise of all the slow people around you? The double-ply hood cinches up tight. Pull the color-matched drawcord and focus on the important stuff: your agenda.
SUSTAINABLY SOURCED COTTON: Here's the kicker: this hoodie is made with sustainably sourced USA grown cotton. See? You can be wildly reckless and still do one tiny, responsible thing for the planet. You're welcome. Now go burn some daylight.
THE BOTTOM LINE: Stop buying gear that matches your speed. Buy gear that forces you to increase it. The world isn't waiting for you, but honestly, you shouldn't be waiting for the world either. Throw this on, make questionable choices, and don't apologize for being FAF.
