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ATV PARTS ARE EXPENSIVE - T-Shirt
ATV PARTS ARE EXPENSIVE - T-Shirt
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ATV Parts are expensive – Premium ATV Parts Fundraiser Tee
THE GRIND IS REAL.
Let’s be honest: Upgrading our machines don’t just fall out of the sky. When the quote for the new long-travel setup hits your inbox, sometimes you have to look at that vertical support beam in the garage a little differently. Because $20 is $20, and those lap times aren't going to lower themselves.
This shirt is for the riders who understand that Stage 4 builds require Stage 5 dancing. It’s the ultimate "If You Know, You Know" piece for the pits, the dunes, or the local track.
DESIGN SPECS
- FRONT: The infamous silhouette of the "Fundraising Professional" alongside a pole, featuring the brutal truth: “ATV PARTS ARE EXPENSIVE... They Aren't Gonna Pay For Themselves.”
- BACK: The FAF Logo paired with the high-stakes reality: “Daddy needs a new set of Elkas” and “Stage 4 builds require Stage 5 dancing.”
We don't print on cardboard. We use the gold standard for comfort and fit.
- Premium Feel: 4.2 oz., 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (32 singles) for a soft, high-end feel.
- Tailored Fit: Features a retail, slim-fitted style that looks good at the podium or the pole.
- Durability: Coverstitched collar and sleeves with shoulder taping to ensure it survives the wash after a dusty weekend.
- Comfort: Sideseamed construction and a tear-away label—no scratchy necks here.
- Pre-Shrunk: So your "Large" doesn't turn into a "Small" after the first dry.
FAF: Fast As F*. Because the only thing faster than our quads is how fast we spend our money on them.**
ENJOY YOUR LIFE, LIVE FAF
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