"ASK ME HOW FAST I AM" HEAVYWEIGHT HOODIE
THIS ISN’T A QUESTION. IT’S A DARE.
Tired of people assuming you’re just "quick"? This hoodie is for the elite few who operate at a higher, more chaotic velocity than the rest of the planet. It’s a warning label for anyone with a slow reaction time. If they have to ask, they’ve already lost. If they read the back, they finally know the score.
FRONT: The social invitation: ASK ME HOW FAST I AM. (We dare them.)
BACK: The only acceptable answer: I’M FAST AS F*CK BOiii / FAF.
Built like an industrial tank to carry the massive weight of your ego. This 10 oz. champion is designed for those who think "subtlety" is a sign of weakness.
10 oz. of Undeniable Weight: Premium heavyweight fleece that provides a dense, substantial presence. It’s mandatory gear because, frankly, you are mandatory.
Reinforced for Reality: Split-stitch double-needle sewing on all seams. Industrial-grade construction built to withstand the whiplash of passing mortals at terminal velocity.
The Generosity of Ego: A relaxed, generous fit. Plenty of room for comfort—and for that massive chip on your shoulder.
Concealment Mode: Fleece-lined hood with nickel eyelets. Cinch it tight to block out the pathetic whining of slower drivers and focus on the lead.
Pro-Level Finish: 1x1 ribbing at the cuffs and waistband ensures the hoodie holds its shape while you're flexing on the slow lane.
Fabric: 80% Cotton / 20% Polyester (100% cotton face for a high-end feel).
Durability: Anti-pill fabric with twill neck tape and a custom FAF tear-away label.
Vibe: Stop thinking. Start asserting.
ENJOY YOUR LIFE, LIVE FAF
SIZE CHART (Inches)
| Size |
Body Length |
Body Width |
Sleeve |
| XS |
27.5" |
20.5" |
34.5" |
| S |
28.5" |
21" |
35.5" |
| M |
29.5" |
23" |
36.5" |
| L |
30.5" |
24.5" |
37.5" |
| XL |
31.5" |
26.5" |
38.5" |
| 2XL |
32.5" |
27.5" |
39.5" |
| 3XL |
33.5" |
28.5" |
40.5" |
