ASK ME HOW FAST I AM (The Arrogance Hoodie)

FRONT: ASK ME HOW FAST I AM BACK: I'M FAST AS FUCK PRODUCT CATEGORY: The Only Way to Announce Your Superiority.

THIS ISN'T A QUESTION. IT'S A DARE.

You're tired of subtle hints. You're tired of people assuming you're just "quick." You want the world to know, without the need for tiresome conversation, that you operate at a higher, more chaotic velocity than they do.

The front is your social invitation: ASK ME HOW FAST I AM. (We dare them.) The back is the only acceptable answer, printed in large, aggressive letters: I'M FAST AS FUCK.

This hoodie is for the elite few who have the attitude and the documented proof (usually a speeding ticket) to back up their claims.

BUILT WITH UNYIELDING CONFIDENCE (- The Attitude Edition):

• 10 OZ. OF UNDENIABLE WEIGHT: That 10 oz. Heavyweight Fleece isn't just about warmth; it's about presence. It’s dense, substantial, and required to carry the massive weight of your ego. It feels mandatory because, frankly, you are mandatory.
• REINFORCED FOR REALITY: The Split Stitch Double Needle Sewing on all seams is industrial-grade. It’s built to withstand the whiplash from passing people at terminal velocity and the stress of dealing with slower drivers. It won't break down, unlike the confidence of anyone who tries to race you.
• THE GENEROSITY OF EGO: The Generous Fit ensures you have plenty of room—not just for comfort, but for the huge chip on your shoulder. You need space to move when you're flexing on the slow lane.
• THE FOCAL POINT HOOD: The Fleece Lined Hood is essential. Pull it up and cinch the drawcord tight through the Nickel Eyelets. It blocks out the pathetic whine of people complaining about your speed and lets you concentrate on the only thing that matters: being faster than everyone else.

THE BOTTOM LINE: Stop thinking. Start asserting. This is your personal megaphone for speed. If they ask, they already lost. If they read the back, they know the score. Now wear the proof. Live FAF.